Top 10 des phrases "bateaux" que balancent tout bon footeux qui se respecte devant une caméra !

le 10/04/2007
Quoi de moins original qu’un footballeur devant une caméra à la sortie d’un match ? Voici le top 10 des phrases bateaux qu’ils tentent de recaser lors de chaque interview :

  • "Ce soir, on était bien en place" : bien en place = debout sur le terrain
  • "Nous avions à coeur de faire un bon match" : Ils sont chiants avec leur coeur ces footeux
  • "Nous voulions vraiment la victoire" : Parce que des fois il vaut sans doute mieux une bonne défaite
  • "Je crois que..., mais je pense que..." : On ne leur demande pas de croire ou de penser, c’est plus le travail de leur entraineur.
  • "On est content d’avoir pris 3 points, c’est mieux que 0 ou 1 !" : Bien vu !!!
  • "On n’a pas été aidé par l’arbitrage ce soir." : Ben voyons, il manquerait plus que ça !
  • "On a su répondre présent dans les duels" : Bravo mais c’est pas le but du foot au départ
  • "Ce soir on a fait 0-0 mais c’est super parce qu’on n’a pas pris de but" : C’est très bien. Rappelons la règle du jeu : mettre plus de buts que l’adversaire !
  • "On a été très performant sur les seconds ballons" : Le principal au foot, c’est le premier. Et puis après tout, il n’y a qu’un seul ballon !
  • "Arrête Paga, j’ai pas envie de rigoler, je sors d’un match !" : OK, ca je comprends, ca doit être lourd.
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